Eighty-seven applications. Three interviews. One offer. The most boring job search you'll ever hear about, and that's mostly the point. I was an accountant with seven years of experience in Berlin. I was looking for a senior role in industry, finance lead at a scale-up, after spending most of my career in mid-tier accounting firms. I knew what I wanted, I knew the salary band, and I had a clear picture of which kinds of companies would have the right mix of structure and chaos. I sent eighty-seven applications across nine weeks. I tracked each one in a spreadsheet: date, company, role title, source, response. The response rate was 38%. Most of those were polite rejections. Twenty-one moved to a recruiter screen. Six moved to a hiring-manager interview. Three moved to a final round. A Berlin scale-up was one of the three. I'd applied through their careers page. The role description was clear and specific in a way most JDs aren't. They listed the team, the systems, the current pain points, and the salary band. The salary band is what pulled me into the application. Most German JDs don't list one, and the fact that they did made me think the company was probably more sane to work at than the median. The recruiter screen was forty ↓